With all of the sensible information and advice I try of offer you blog readers, there are just those times when I come up with
bubkiss, and that is when the non-sense takes over.
So, as an update to my blog entry
Dilbertville – Life in a Cubical (10/25/07), with fanfare and slight flourish I present to you
Dilbert’s Ultimate Cubicle. If you have followed the link out, and remembered to hit the back arrow, you will have experienced how reality meets up with non-sense. And, can spend the rest of your day fantasizing about your own personalized cubie design.
Next subject…
There should probably be a very legal sounding disclaimer inserted before proceeding to the next stupid subject, but what the heck. If you actually try this at your office and break your tookus*, you’re the one operating in non-sense mode.
Be on time for that meeting in the conference room way across the bldg. with only a moments notice; meet the challenge to see who can arrive at the coffee pot first to pour that next to last cup before a new pot has to be made; and otherwise, amaze and confuse your coworkers (even more than you do already).
Admit it; aren’t you just plain bored at your dead-end job for a thankless employer, whose only “green” concern is with profits? Well, Dilbert hold on to you hat and tighten up that neck tie, because it is now our pleasure to introduce you to the most life-changing product available today on the internet (that does not otherwise come from a Canadian pharmacy)...
Carpet Skates!
Although, hailed as being the most innovate, intra-office transportation mode since wheelie shoes and sliding down banisters in the stairwells., they do deserve a word of caution. So, please practice at home before ever contemplating bringing the skates to the office, and before that make sure your employee benefits include disability.
Lastly… I know you will probably want to flash a big toothy grin when you go sliding by your coworkers as a blur in route to your customized cubie, but how do you ensure the brightest smile possible? You will need to know which tooth whitener really works. Look no further than
Celebrity * Sexy * Teeth, and smile like the office celebrity you are sure to become.
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Actor Sam Elliot who played the role of an old west throwback character (and film narrator) known as the Stranger in the movie The Big Lebowski, had a memorable stage setting narrative which began, “Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night.”
Why and how this came to mind I will never know, but now that it is out there I am no longer burdened with carrying it around, I can just point to this blog entry for the most memorable use of “tookus” in film.